Teri
yaad main kalam uthai, kagaz liya or tasveer banayi, socha tha dil se laga ke rakhenge, bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi
Suna
hi ki ishq me sabki neend ud jaati hai, Kash humse bhi koi ishaq kare, kyon ki Hame neend bahut aati hai.
Tere
intezaar main aankhein ab tak soyi nahi, ek arsay se yeh hansi y aroyi nahi, tumhse bas dil ki ek baat kehni hai... ke jassi....
Jassi jaisi koi nahi!!!!
Dil jalanay ki baat kartay ho Muskuranay ki baat kartay ho Hum
nay chaar din say mu'n nahi dhoya Tum nahanay ki baat kartay ho?
Arz kiya hai, Door se dekha to
sntra tha, pass jake dekha to sntra tha, chil ke dekha to bhi sntra tha, Khake dekha to bhi sntra tha. Wah kya sntra tha
Jane Kyon (from the movie "Dil Chahta Hai)
Jaane Kyon Log Kaam Karte Hai Jaane Kyon Woh Office Mein Marte Hai Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon.Jaane Kyon
Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon ,
Kaam Mein sochiye to bas gum hai , Kaam Mein Jo zulam Ho Woh Kam Hai , Kaam par Sar Jhukana
Padta Hai , Dukh hoke muskurana padta hai, Zehar kyon zindagi mein bharte hai.
Jaane Kyon Log Kaam Karte Hai, Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon >Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon Jaane
Kyon.
Kaam bin jeeeeneee mein rakha kya hai >Kaam jisko nahinnn woh kad-ka hai. Kaam bin
jeene mein rakha kya hai, Kaam jisko nahin woh kadka hai, Kaam sau ki note laata hai
Kaam hi pet bhar khilata haihai sachche >Arre kaam pe sab jhooth hai achche .
Hoooo aage kya khak log badhte hai, Ek hi post par woh sadte hai, Jaane Kyooon..Kaam
toh aise hi sab karte hai
Log mar mar ke kaam karte hai, Jaane kyon khush rehte darte hai, Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon,
Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon.
Kaam ek badi musibat hai, Kaam har kisi ki zaroorat hai, Hoooo kaam pe yeh jhooth Jaane
kyon aap hi bigadte hai, Jaaane Kyooooon Jaane Kyon, Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon Jaane Kyon.
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Some Advertisement Shers
Main tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye
Mein tere pyar mein paagal hua chhaliye,
Iodex maliye kaam pe chaliye
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Tum har raat mere khwabon mein aao,
Tum har raat mujhe yuunhi satao,
Melody khao khud jaan jao...
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Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Main hu yahan, tu hai wahan
Lifebouy hai jahan, tandurusti hai wahan
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Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Maine tumse pyar kiya, tere baap ne mujhe pita
Tan ki shakti, man ki shakti, Bournvita (Chorus: Aha-aha...)
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Tumne mere man se khela
Tumne mere tan se khela
Tumne mere dhan se khela
Wah, Wah Wah !well played! well played
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Computerized Shayaris
Abhi abhi to pyaar ka PC kiya hai chaaloo
Apne dil ke Hard Disk pe aur kitani Files daaloo.
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Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka Password to batao.
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Woh to hum hai jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhate hai
Warna aap jaise Softwares to bazaar main bikte
hai.
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Roz raat aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ka Mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachate ho.
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Tere pyar ka Email mere dil ko lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka Virus aa jataa hai.
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Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intejaar
Hamaare dil ke Site pe kabhi Enter to maro yaar.
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Apne insult ka badalaa dekho kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga.
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Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main
to Copy Paste kiya karte hai.
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Jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey Ctrl+Alt+Delete
kar doonga.
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shayad mere pyar ko taste karna bhool gaye
dil sey aisa Cut kiya ke Paste karna bhool gaye.
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Jack and Jill
Jack and Jill Went up the hill,
Each one had a quarter.
Jill came down with fifty cents,
Do you think they went for water?
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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
For just an itty bitty.
Jill is now two months overdue,
And Jack has left the city.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
To fetch a pail of water.
Jill forgot to take the pill,
So now they've got a daughter.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill,
With a little peg of brandy.
Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed,
Now it's Jack, and Jill, and Andy.
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Zanaza
Kitne Log They Tumhare Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Ek Mein hi Nahin Tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Mein Hota Bhi Kaise Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche,
Jo Mera Zanazaa Ja raha tha Tere Zanaze Ke Peeche
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Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file not found!
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Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
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