17 ways for the lost chance on 14th Feb

Bill Gates was in India last year. He announced that Microsoft plans to release a Windows version in Hindi. Here are some of the Windows related terms that have been approved by Bill Gates to be used in the Hindi version of... Khidkiyan 2000:
( More appropriately Atyant Mulayam Khidkiyan 2000 )

Atyant Mulayam = Microsoft; Khidki = Window; Phaail = File; Bachao = Save;
Aise Bachao = Save as; Subko Bachao = Save All; Mujhe Bachao = Help
Madad Pe Madad = Help On Help; Dhoondo = Find; Firse Dhoondo = Find Again
Hilao = Move; Chaara = Options; Bura sandesh yaa phail naam = Bad command or file name; Garbh girao, Firse koshish karo, Naakaamyab = Abort, retry,fail
chhavo = Tile; Aadmi Bhejo = Send Mail; Daak = Mail; Daakiya = Mailer
Bhaago = Run; Chhaapo = Print; Dekh Ke Chhaapo = Print Preview
Chipkao = Paste; Khaas Chipkao = Paste Special; Mitao = Delete
Kagaz Uper = Page Up; Kagaz Neeche = Page Down; Anth = End
Saaf karo = Clear; Sab Kuch Saaf Karo = Clear All; Makan = Home; Topi Ka Tala = CapsLock; Hathiyaar = Tools; Khuli Chaadar = Spreadsheet; Futaas Ki Goli Kha = Exit; Ped = Tree; Chooha = Mouse; Chooha Chalak = Mouse Driver (Software) ; Tik-Tik Karo = Click; Idhar-se-Udhar,Udhar-se-Idhar Wala Danda = Scrollbar; Pardha = Screen; Pardha Bachanewala = Screen Saver; Krimi = Virus
Tika = Anti Virus; Karo = Do; Galthi = Error; Ghusao = Insert; ;Pahle Ghusao = Insert Before; Beech Mein ghusao = Insert Between; Baadhme Ghusao = Insert After; Chabi Phalak = Key board; Choohha Ka Bisthar = Mouse Pad; Avaaz Phodney Wali Cheez = Sound Blaster; Antarjatiya Jaal = InterNet;
Baath Cheeth Dabba = Dialog Box; Chale? = Exit?

U don't open conversation (on telephone) with a "Hello" but with a"Hi"

The telephone is never "engaged", it's always "busy".

U don't "disconnect" a phone, U simply "hang-up".

U never "mess-up" things, U only "screw them up".

U never have a "residence" tel. no., U have a "home" number.

U never have a "office" tel. no., U have a "work" no.

U don't stop at the "signals", but halt at the "lights".

U don't "accelerate", U "step on the gas".

Your tyre never "punctures", U may have a "flat".

Trains have no "coaches" or "boggies' only "carriages" or "boxes".

There R no "petrol pumps", but "gas stations".

I don't know nothing", 2 negatives don't make a positive here.

U no longer meet a "wonderful" person, U meet a "cool dude" ;

U don't pull the switch down to light a bulb, rather you flickit up.

U don't "turn on the heat", U "turn on the juice".

There's no "Business Area" ... only "business districts", and no"districts" but "counties".

No one stays "a stone's throw away", rather "a few blocksaway".

There's no "Town Side", it's "Down Town".

In a hotel U no longer ask for a "bill" and pay by "cheque", rather you ask for the "check" and pay with "bill"s (dollar ).

There R no "soft drinks", only "sodas".

Life's no longer "miserable" it "stinks".

U don't have a "great" time, U have a "ball".

U don't "sweat it out", U "work yr butt off".

Never "post" a letter, always "mail" it and "glue" the stamps, don't "stick" them on.

U no longer live in "flats" , U live in "apartment".

U don't stand in a "queue", you are in a "line".

U no longer "like" something, U "appreciate" it.

"#" symbol is not "hash", it's "pound" sign.

U R not "deaf", U have "impaired hearing".

There are no "lunatics", Only "mentally challenged people".

And you are not be called a "short person" you are a "vertically challenged" person

U R not "disgusting" U R "sick".

U can't get "surprised" U get "zapped".

U don't "schedule" a meeting, U "skejule" it.

U never "joke", U just "kid". ----- u gotta be kidding man ;o)

U never "increase" the pressure, U always "crank" it up.

U never ask for a pencil "rubber" U ask for an eraser

U don't try to find a lift... U find an elevator.

U don't ask somebody "How r u ?", U say "What's up dude?" or U say " How U DOIN man"

U never go to see a ball game U go to watch a game.

There's no such thing as a "zero" its called an "o", and no

"Z"--"ZED" that is only "zee".

There's no FULL STOP after a statement, there's a PERIOD.

If someone gets angry at U, U get "flamed".

U Drive yr car on Parkways and always park your car in the DriveWay!

You do not ask for brinjal ... ask for EggPlant .

Also there are no ladys finger ..its Okra !

Well u dont' say life is boring u say LIFE SUCKS !!!!!

In short U don't speak English, U speak American.

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If if was India instead of NewYork

Here's what would have happened if buildings in Mumbai were targetted instead of New York?

Popat no. 1:

There would have been only three planes hijacked because one of the flights would have got cancelled due to some unavoidable circumstances.

Popat no. 2:

The hijackers on the plane no. 2 would have got up for hijacking as per their planned schedule, say 9:00 a.m. sharp, only to realise that the flight has got delayed and they are still at the Mumbai airport only.

Popat no. 3:

Of the two successful hijackings, one of the planes would have got hit by a stone from a slum kid for being in the firing range by flying so low and would have crashed in to the sea. To add to the woes a lot of passengers would have missed the flight for it took off on time.

Popat no. 4:

The fourth plane with mainly hijackers on board, as we said earlier that passengers would have missed the flight for taking off on time, would have successfully managed to hit the Express Towers around 9:30 a.m. Again no one except the hijackers would have lost their lives. Arre itni jaldi koi office aataa hai kya?

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Boys Boys Boys!!!

If u treat him nice he says"yaar mujhe line de rahi hai" If u dont he says"kitna akarti hai"

If u dress nicely he says"mujhay impress karna chati hai" If u dont he says "tasteless he yaar"

If u argue with him he says"ziddi he" If u sit quietly he says"dumb he"

If u act smarter he'll lose his brain as u r insulting him If he acts smarter he think its his right

If u dont love him he says"is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkoon ke saath chakar he" If u love him he says"peechay hi par gayee he"

If u dont give him a kiss he says" tum mujh say serious naheen ho" If u give him a kiss he says" sab ko line dati hogi"

If u r skinny he says "u shud hv appropriate mass 8 appropriate places" If u r healthy he says "u shud b smart"

If u dont tell him ur prob he says" ur not honest 2 me" If u do tell to him he says "ur a problem child"

If u scold him he says "you act like a nany giving lecture" If he scolds u he says "Yaar, its becuz i care"

If u break a promise he says "he does not trust u any more" If he breaks he says "jan mein majbour tha"

If u smoke he says "u are a bad girl" If he smokes he says "i m a man"

If u do good in exams he says "qismat ne saath diya warna tum or good marks" If he gets goods mark he says"" its my brain"

If u hurt him he says "u r cruel & dont care of my feelings" If he hurts you he replies" u r not understanding" & they claim they r not Hypocrates,Interstin na !!!

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Dating Dictionary:

FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.

LOVE AT 1st SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely choosy people meet.

LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.

IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's term for a woman who wants to do it more often than he does

SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.

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