1. Q - Who is Joe?

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2. Q - What is similarity between "Satynarayan Pooja" and "Indian
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>* Dono ke ant me "Prasad" aataa hai

> Q3. RAM SITA HAI .. TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
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4. Ques - .SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI
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5. Q- Prasad asks Kumble to bring a pepsi... Kumble brings a bottle of pepsi but goes directly to Tendulkar.
why ?? why ?? :-)

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 6. Rajnikanth the hero, said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?

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> Dil Chhata Hai!

And this is just TOO cool !
7 . Q: Wohh kya hai jo Dil main hain, Mann main hai par Dhadkan main nahi?

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> jara dimag pey jor dalo

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> arey Aamir Khan !!!!!!!

10. Luv and Kush are walking thru a village. Luv falls into a well. Why?

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11. Seeing Luv in the well, Kush jumps in too. Why ?
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1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here? Answer:- Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..

2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia..... why don't you try again.

3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.

Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?

4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.

5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you years-Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question:- Is the guy you're marrying good? Answer:- No, he's a miserable wife-beating , insensitive lout... just the money.

7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call... Stupid Question:- Sorry were you sleeping? Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes inAfrica marry or not. You thought I was sleeping.... you dumb witted moron.

8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair... Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut? Answer:- No, its autumn and I'm shedding......

9. At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth... Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts? Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.

10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks... Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.

Answer:- Gosh, it's a miracle ............it was apiece of chalk and now it's in flames!!!

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Here are the 25 signs that life is getting ridiculous .....

1. You just tried to enter your password on the microwave.

2. You have a list of 15 phone #'s, to reach your family of three.

3. You call your son's beeper to let him know it's time to eat. He e-mails you back from his bedroom, "What's for dinner?"

4. Your daughter sells Girl Scout Cookies via her website.

5. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South Africa, but you haven't spoken with your next door neighbor in years.

6. You check the ingredients on a can of chicken noodle soup to see if it contains Echinacea.

7. You need a new computer. Your computer is working fine, but you need one with a bigger hard drive to store all of your MP3's.

8. Your grandmother clogs up your e-mail inbox asking you to send her a JPEG file of your newborn so she can create a screen saver.

9. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home.

10. Every commercial on television has a website address at the bottom of the screen.

11. You buy a computer and a week later it is out of date and now sells for half the price you paid.

12. The concept of using real money, instead of credit or debit, to make a purchase, is foreign to you.

13. Cleaning up the dining room means getting the fast food bags out of the back seat of your car.

14. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that they do not have e-mail addresses.

15. You consider second-day air delivery painfully slow.

16. Your dining room table is now your flat filing cabinet.

17. Your idea of being organized, is multicolored Post- It notes.

18. You hear most of your jokes via e-mail instead of in person.

19. You get an extra phone line so you can get phone calls.

20. You turn off your modem and get this awful feeling, as if you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

21. You get up in the morning and go online before getting your coffee.

22. You wake up at 4 AM, to go to the bathroom and check your e-mail on your way back to bed.

23. You start tilting your head sideways to smile :-)

24. A friend tells you a joke and instead of laughing you say - lol

25. You are reading this!!! Even worse; you're going to forward it to someone else!