How to instantly recognize a sardar?
You can be sure the person is Sardar when he:
.puts lipstick on the forehead because he wants to makeup his mind.
.gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
.sends a fax with a postage stamp on it.
.tries to drown a fish in water.
.thinks socialism means partying.
.trips over a cordless phone.
.takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
.at the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here" he puts "Sagittarius."
.studies for a blood test and fails.
.sells the car for gas money.
.misses the 44 bus, and takes the 22 twice instead.
.drives to the airport and sees a sign that said, "Airport left",he turns around and
goes home.
.gets locked in Furniture Shop and sleeps on the floor.
.He is the one in the submarine with a parachute on his back
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Woh kaun sa hindi geet hai jis main "Intenet Explorer" (I E) ka zikar kiya gaya hai???
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>And the oscar goes to -
>Ab to shaam hone I E (Internet Explorer)
>mausam ne lee angada I E
>to kis baat ki hai ladaa I E
>tu chal........
>main I E
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Types of Surds
what is a sikh scuba diver called?
jal-andhar singh.
what is history of punjab called?
sarson-da-saga.
what would punjabi international airlines be called?
kitthe pacific.
what would national airlines be named?
itthe pacific.
what do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
just-beer singh.
what do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
just-one singh
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Custard-Bastard
Once many people from around the world were invited at Queen Victoria's residence for
lunch.
At the beginning of the lunch it was announced that every thing which is to be asked
will be asked in a poetic way. There was a sardar also. A person sitting next to sardar said to his partner "Mr. Tibutboon,
please pass the spoon".
Now the sardar wanted custard. He thought a lot for a simile for custard but couldn't
find one. In the end he said to his partner "you bastard, pass the custard".
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Chu, Bu & Fu in US
Chu, Bu & Fu were three good Chinese friends. On their visit to the U.S.
Chu decided to call himself Chuck,
Bu decided to call himself Buck &
Fu decided to return to China.
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Italiana..
A bus stops and two Italian men get on.
They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized
when she hears one of the men say the following:
"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together.I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one
lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady idignantly. "In this country we don't
talk about our sex lives in public!"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin'
my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."
